oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

(via ridinghi)

american-fuckin-horror-story:

i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this

(via seinfeel)

supnoah:

when i see a cute couple my first thought is always if they’ve had sex yet

(via lifeefantastic)

rotatingfloor:

actualluigi:

ok but can we just appreciate how detailed mario’s shoe is

its bread

(via absurdcats)

aworldfullofwinchesters:

I don’t remember this scene in mean girls

(Source: doodooprincess, via blesscoochie)

coochiejuice:

And y’all worried bout Amanda Bynes

(Source: sorryr, via zackisontumblr)

nayx:

*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now.  i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this

(via greatwhiteprivilege)

rozenstar:

taliabobalia:

long distance relationships

This made me laugh louder than it should

(Source: daniels-gillies, via absurdcats)

sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

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