alexernst:

bangs8:

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

lol chill bro its just bowling

(Source: nosdrinker, via pagingme)

butt-berry:

Me in the club

(via iamnotapill)

heteroh:

"your lips look so chapped"

image

(via trust)

weavemunchers:

"What are your talents?"

Me: 

image

(via departured)

european:

ordering food is so stressful

(via fake-mermaid)

(Source: scumkill, via lor-o)

(Source: asenshi, via zackisontumblr)

Anonymous asked:
I gave my boyfriend a handjob under our table in olive garden

killer-titz:

olivegarden:

i’m calling the official president of the usa 

tweedleedlee:

anyway here’s wonderwall

(Source: grossaustralian, via ruinedchildhood)

gregmendel:

straight boys dress like randomised sims

(via hate)

(Source: lolzpicx, via ruinedchildhood)

foxnewsofficial:

sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake

(via trust)